Your eyes have not deceived you. This is an actual advert I’ve come across from the local newspaper in Krabi, Thailand (I stumbled across it after sifting through material I picked up on my 2011 Asia trip). I would be surprised if this was an actual legitimate business being advertised or just a cheeky person submitting an amusing faux advert. Either way its hilarious.
The ‘personal’ testimonial from ‘Leonardo dicaprio’ takes the cake. (I think they are milking the movie ‘the beach’ for all it’s worth).